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My son goes crazy for this video, and something tells me that your children will love it too!
This brave man's face was cropped from the photo due to it's graphic content. What you don't see is a series of bloody scratch marks from his loving wife. G-d bless this man, and G-d bless the expectant father!
I no longer aspire to have the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren with gullwing doors. It's all about the "Swagger Wagon!"
The following are all replies that women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section listing "Father's Details," or to put it another way "who's your baby's Daddy?"
1) I'm unsure on the identity of the father of my child because I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if that helps.
2) I've never had sex with a man. I'm still a Virginian. I'm awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is Saver risen again.
3) I can't tell you the identity of Crystal's father because he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I'm torn between doing right by you and by the country. Please advise.
How many of you remember the 1990 classic, Total Recall, starring the "Governator." I hope one of my friends buys us this baby snuggie... Wonder if it comes with the words, "Kuato Lives" tagged across the chest!?
Where can I register for this hazmat suit?